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200: Diddy-Dum-Dum and the Last Lover in Paris (Warning: Explicit)

The case against Sean Combs hits court -- and it's a whopper! "Freak-offs," baby-oil-splattered walls and (ugh) more. Meanwhile, Gerard Depardieu's conviction may signal the end of the Pepe Le Pew era

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Nancy and Sarah go deep on the Sean Combs case, thus inspiring them to slap the first warning label on a Smoke ‘Em episode. This one’s explicit! It’s also sad, confusing, funny-depressing, one more cautionary tale about fame, money, and power. They talk about the recent conviction of Gerard Depardieu, the one-time Casanova of French cinema who confessed in the course of his trial that he was “ill suited for the current era.”

Also discussed:

  • Age of consent laws are wild

  • France reckons five years later

  • Zut alors, the jerk lawyer in that Depardieu case!

  • Nancy needs seven showers

  • Mise en place, mise en scene …

  • Cowboys 4 Angels

  • Baby oil, so much baby oil

  • Dan Savage, you’re our last hope

  • “But I don’t want to go to a Brazilian steakhouse!”

  • The backstory behind that violent March 2016 footage in the hotel

  • Beware the scared man who fears his woman is getting too powerful

  • Does the public have a right to see Diddy freak-off footage? Nancy: Yes. Sarah: No. Wanna guess who would watch it, though?

  • Nancy flirts with victim-blaming, pulls back from the brink

  • Send hate mail to Gavin de Becker

  • But what is sex trafficking?

  • Nancy tells a tragic story about an old acquaintance

  • A drinking problem starts as a drinking solution

Plus, the book that is blowing Sarah’s mind, Nancy’s magical trip to a land before time, altogether too much freaking off, and much more!

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