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73. The Golden Age of Masturbation

73. The Golden Age of Masturbation

Get your hands out of you pants, San Antonio! Also: Can Ozempic fight addiction? A Netflix documentary on Anna Nicole Smith sheds light on the tragic bombshell. And RIP, Tina Turner and Martin Amis
“Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me” is a treasure trove of revelations about the young starry-eyed girl from Mexia, TX.

After repairing whatever Michael Moynihan did to the studio tech, Nancy and Sarah get down to business, including:

  • Which American cities have the highest percentage of people wanking at work, and Sarah wonders if we’re entering “a golden age of masturbation”

  • Is Ozempic also an anti-addiction drug? The secondary benefits are compelling

  • How is the Martin Amis novel Money like foie gras?

  • Adding Amis, who died last week, to the list of voices we miss: Tom Wolfe, David Foster Wallace, Christopher Hitchens

  • That time Jesus took the wheel

  • How Anna Nicole Smith shape-shifted into the American dream, and what it cost

  • The documentary scene about Smith’s life that super-disturbed Nancy

  • That time Sarah almost got plastic surgery

  • Bo Derek had a pimple

  • The men in our hot boxes

And much more!


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Journalistas Nancy Rommelmann and Sarah Hepola on what's burning through the culture right now. Flirtatious banter for serious times.