
73. The Golden Age of Masturbation
Get your hands out of you pants, San Antonio! Also: Can Ozempic fight addiction? A Netflix documentary on Anna Nicole Smith sheds light on the tragic bombshell. And RIP, Tina Turner and Martin Amis

After repairing whatever Michael Moynihan did to the studio tech, Nancy and Sarah get down to business, including:
Which American cities have the highest percentage of people wanking at work, and Sarah wonders if we’re entering “a golden age of masturbation”
Is Ozempic also an anti-addiction drug? The secondary benefits are compelling
How is the Martin Amis novel Money like foie gras?
Adding Amis, who died last week, to the list of voices we miss: Tom Wolfe, David Foster Wallace, Christopher Hitchens
That time Jesus took the wheel
How Anna Nicole Smith shape-shifted into the American dream, and what it cost
The documentary scene about Smith’s life that super-disturbed Nancy
That time Sarah almost got plastic surgery
Bo Derek had a pimple
The men in our hot boxes
And much more!
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