73. The Golden Age of Masturbation

“Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me” is a treasure trove of revelations about the young starry-eyed girl from Mexia, TX.

After repairing whatever Michael Moynihan did to the studio tech, Nancy and Sarah get down to business, including:

• Which American cities have the highest percentage of people wanking at work, and Sarah wonders if we’re entering “a golden age of masturbation”

• Is Ozempic also an anti-addiction drug? The secondary benefits are compelling

• How is the Martin Amis novel Money like foie gras?

• Adding Amis, who died last week, to the list of voices we miss: Tom Wolfe, David Foster Wallace, Christopher Hitchens

• That time Jesus took the wheel

• How Anna Nicole Smith shape-shifted into the American dream, and what it cost

• The documentary scene about Smith’s life that super-disturbed Nancy

• That time Sarah almost got plastic surgery

• Bo Derek had a pimple

• The men in our hot boxes

And much more!